10/26/98 07:01:06
| Name: Bad Bunny | My URL: Visit Me |
| My Email: Email Me |
Comments:
Just passing thru and saw your page Thanks
| Dragon - 10/16/98 18:46:37 My URL:http://icdweb.cc.purdue.edu/~loobyc/index.html My Email:SecrtDrgn1@aol.com Referred by: ...The Mask and X Location: Between some huge corn fields Faith: The New and Improved Squeaky Clean Graphites Deity: Smythe the Monkey and Squishy |
Comments: I WAS VISITOR 577!! ONE OF THE FIRST THOUSAND PRIMES! It is wonderful. I feel as though my life is complete. For I have seen what Zelig has written, and it has been good! |
| Robert Kirbo - 09/29/98 22:50:52 My Email:zen2wrk@aol.com Referred by: Gil Location: Arroyo Grande, California Faith: Zen Buddhist, Judeo-Christian, Essene Deity: Yes, absolutely! Shoe size: Very Large but <1 foot |
Comments: As a Kabbalistic Zen Mystic Sufi, I believe I speak for most people who have a spiritual need that has not been filled by mainstream religion. For me, most are too zealous, with nothing to be zealous about. With the advent of Skwishy-bear and the Cult, mean, er, the Faith that has arisen, we have no zealotry without Reason, and no Reason without Zealotry. This represents a perfect Yin-Yang dualistic harmony, and fulfills the scriptural prophecies of Isaah, Moses, Jesus, St. John and my Uncle Manny, wh was One Who Should Know About Such Things. Thank you for your kind support. Shalom! |
| Larry Flynt - 09/06/98 11:24:12 My URL:http://toolshed.down.net My Email:RokkoCLXVI@aol.com Referred by: Various miscellaneous e-mails from some strange unknown source... Oh, never mind, that was just Zelig. Location: Wandering the casinos in Vegas ('cause that's what all residents of Las Vegas do, you know that) Faith: ULC Deity: The Big Blue A Shoe size: Shoe size? Shoe size?!? Zelig, if you wanted to know how big my pecker was, all you had to do was ask! No need to disguise it with silly questions about my "shoe size". |
Comments: Open your Bad Bibles, my friends, to the book of All Ages, chapter 6, verses 23-25, where we read, "...If you've got enough naivete, and you've got conviction, then the Answer is perfect for you," which basically means that my TV dinner is done cooking an I don't have time to figure this out for you. Great page, Zelig... and good choice of midis! How did you know I like the Eurythmics? |
| NUZOOGOORU - 08/18/98 17:25:06 My URL:http://OH YEAH My Email:NUZOOGOORU Referred by: NEWAGEGEEK Location: HERE Faith: UNDYING Deity: GOD Shoe size: BIG ENOUGH |
Comments: GRAPHITES: A FORM OF FECES, SHORT LIVED, QUITE OBNOXIOUS, SELF ABSORBED, IN THE LARGER SCOPE QUITE INSIGNIFICANT, SOON TO BE EXTICNT |
Kara Townsend - 07/03/98 02:23:56
My URL:http://www.dynamicSex.com
My Email:dwebmistress@yahoo.com
Comments:
Hi! I was surfing through GeoCities and saw your page. Pretty Cool! My name is Kara. I am
24 years old and live in San Diego, CA. I have been teaching myself HTML for the last
several months. Please visit my site, Kara s
dynamicSex and tell me what you think of it. I will be adding pictures of myself
within the next couple days. I would love to exchange links with you! 
| Allene - 06/30/98 17:45:32 My URL:http://members.aol.com/Adangers/pubpage2.html My Email:Adangerz@aol.com Referred by: The Cat Location: Nirvanna Faith: I have faith in sex. Deity: No, just immortal. Shoe size: yes please |
Comments: A strange feeling is coming over me! I feel The Bear! He is trying to rip his way into my heart! ACK!!! CALL THE PARAMEDICS, I'M BLEEDING HERE! |
| Dizy - 06/29/98 00:24:20 My Email:Tudiablo@aol.com Referred by: Zeligx Location: NC Faith: Atheist Deity: myself Shoe size: 10 and a half |
Comments: When death sleeps it dreams of YOU! |
| Stephanie - 06/21/98 09:26:26 My Email:Viletbears@aol.com Referred by: Graphites Location: ???? Faith: One Day At A Time Deity: One Day At A Time Shoe size: One Day At A Time |
Comments: Well I have enjoyed the Graphites and although I do consider myself a Graphite I have only looked in from the outside Feeling many of you have deep ties that connect you. I do enjoy the mailings for the most part and if it is something that I have no interest in I go to the next mail I hope to stay a Graphite until they are no more. Vi |
| Lali - 06/17/98 17:01:19 Referred by: by you, just like everyone else Location: Home, in my head Faith: yes Deity: Sqwishy da bear Shoe size: I don't wear them unless I absolutely have to. |
Comments: I finally got here. I can't believe it. Do you know How many times I lost directions to your webb site. Yes of course you do, I kept on bugging you for them over and over again. Okay, then do you know how many times I got kicked off line trying to ge here? It's a plot, I know it is. Anyway Zelig I love your webb site. |
| DAMON GRAE - 06/07/98 02:02:04 My Email:Prophit666 Referred by: PLEASE Location: PLEASE Faith: REALLY PLEASE Deity: FOR GODS SAKE? Shoe size: 10AND 1 HALF... NOT HALF AS BIG AS WELL..... |
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| Fats - 05/31/98 18:25:50 My URL:http://members.aol.com/thefatguy My Email:Thefatguy@aol.com Referred by: 9 out of 10 dentists agree, this page kicks ass!! Location: The restaurant at the end of the Universe Faith: , Hope, and Charity Deity: I used to be God but it was too damn much responsibility. Shoe size: As my Uncle Olaf used to say, "If the shoe fits, it's ugly". |
Comments: Although I never got to know Zelig very well before he left AOL, I am impressed by his wit, charm and ability to make fart noises with his armpit. Excellent web musical score too; very transcendental and stoney. I am going to provide a link from my page so that all my friends (who am I kidding? I have no friends) can behold the wonder that is Zelig. Well, back to my genetic research to create a hybrid creature of Richard Simmons and a duck-billed platypus. Wakka Chika, Chika Wakka, Hare Rama, Tony Danza |
| Yo Mama Son - 05/28/98 04:13:04 Referred by: The Almighty Zelig Himself Location: Bozo, Idyno Faith: I search for "The One True One" Deity: "The One" aka TOTO. Shoe size: If the shoe fits... I wear it. |
Comments: Great job on your web page, son! I thought your conversion to this "Squishy Cult" would make you strange, but I was wrong. You are no stranger than you were before. Keep up the good work. Love, Yo Mama |
| Mrs. Zelig - 05/26/98 05:22:09 My URL:http://www. geocities.com/athens/aegean/index.html My Email:Mrs. Zelig Referred by: Mr. Zelig Location: Bay Area Faith: Graphism Deity:Squishy |
Comments: We have been married for almost 9 years, and we have our most beautiful gift: Paige and David. I hope that we are together for the rest of our lives. Love, Aidee |
| Rev. Stack - 05/13/98 07:38:25 My URL:http://members.aol.com/wnstnsmth My Email:wnstnsmth@aol.com Referred by: Chronic Auditory Hallucinations Date: 05.13.98 Location: Yarrow, TX; Yorba Linda, CA; Ctonga, ZN Faith: The bird, bird, bird: Bird is the word- Don't you know about the Bird? Well, everybody knows that the Bird is the Word. Deity: Plush, Fluffy, and Mind-Shatteringly Evil Shoe size: Left: 13 wide, Right: 2 medium, Tertiary: Negligible |
Comments: There is a spectre haunting Europe: The Spectre of Graphism. Zelig has compiled a wonderful assortment of informational-type stuff here for all to see. The man is a giant. Nay... The man is of the Nephilim. He is the spawn of horny angels on leave and lon ly post-Cambrian hausfraus prone to visions. He is neither the Alpha, nor the Omega: He is the Epsilon. He is the trajectory of the curve bisecting angle x,y at 90 degrees. He is the cubed root of negative one. He is one of the parallel lines that meet at the event horizon that surrounds our universe. He is the thing over by the other thing. He is the plastic wrap on the pork shoulder of our existance, and he has done well in his mission to share the word of Graphism amongst the Jewish community. All Hail the Bear, comrades. |
| alan hankh (aka albnuts, pasta Al) - 05/02/98 17:04:50 My URL:http://www.naturenut.com My Email:albnuts@netwiz.net Referred by: space aliens Location: Mars Faith: I believe Shoe size: 15 |
Comments: This is one of the coolist sites in cyberspace! |
| Kithwaylen - 04/29/98 22:18:30 My Email:Kithwaylen@aol.com Referred by: Don Antonio "Da Mule" Garbonze IV Date: ummm...It's April...I think Location: I am on a cold table...I see little men...they are asking me to untie my boots...they find my double knot technique enchanting...I smell gas...night night ga...... Faith: I am a good Squishy Fearing Citizen Deity: Squishy Shoe size: about an inch longer than my hand |
Comments: nice webpage...You done squishy proud...and here I'm thinkin' I'm gonna have to beat you like a redheaded stepson. |
| Scarp - 04/29/98 01:08:10 Referred by: A strange voice Date: 4/28/98 Location: somewhere in the jungle Faith: Yes, thank you. I like mine with lots of doubt on the side for dipping.. mmm delicious Deity: I don't know that one, could you hum a few bars Shoe size: Just show up with the glass slipper, I'll make it fit |
Comments: Hilarious page!!! You did a fantastic job on this, Zelig. |
| Erik - 04/11/98 18:45:15 My Email:ejcutter@mindspring.com Referred by: you... Date: 4/11/98 Location: Sitting on prostate... Faith: Yes, I have it. Deity: Sonny and Cher Shoe size: (12) Water skis. |
Comments: So this is what you do on your days off. I hope the almighty teddy brings you all health(mental), Wealth, and happiness you deserve! Elvis would be very proud of you. Erik |
| Cato9t - 04/08/98 21:15:58 My URL:http://memebers.aol.com/Cato9t/pubpage.html My Email:Cato9t@aol.com Referred by: The Great God Pan Date: April 8, 1998 Location: Usually in the thick of it Faith: Sinner Deity: Thou shalt not worship false idols! Unless it's a teddy bear, and that's OK Shoe size: You know what they say about big feet, don't you? (hehehe) Big shoes! |
Comments: Praise be to the Great God Squishy! He, who hath saved my soul from certain damnation and grammatical errors! ... Hmm? Oh, and the website is pretty cool, too. |
| Trixystar - 04/08/98 19:10:56 Referred by: Squishy Bear Faith: Dead Deity: Im not on a diet, oh you said Deity? Shoe size: Very Big |
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| alan hankh - 04/08/98 16:42:07 My URL:http://www.naturenut.com My Email:albnuts@netwiz.net Referred by: Squishy Date: 04/08/89 Location: Love shack, walnut creek ca Faith: believe in god Deity: The real Big Guy Shoe size: 13 |
Comments: Great job with the website!!!!your additions look professional. You should think about doing webs on the side for a few bucks yourself. |
| Hak...an alcohol drinking, insomniacal golfer - 04/08/98 06:01:49 My Email:what's e-mail? Referred by: Zelig"The Squid" Bonnaduce Date: Stardate 2323.55 Location: the amusement park of my mind Faith: very little Deity: Omar the Wondermonkey..er..I mean Squishy Bear Shoe size: right foot 10 1/2, left foot 11 1/2 |
Comments: Zelig is a prophet...of what, I'm not exactly sure...Even though I am a member of the Amish Reformed Graphist Colony, I still respect what Zelig is trying to do with his particular sect of Graphism...hell, after all, he saved my life in 'Nam...oh..wait... wasn't in 'Nam...listen to as much Miles Davis, Tom Waits, Marilyn Manson, Beethoven and Bad Religion as possible... |
| ISISLOVELY - 04/08/98 00:15:58 My Email:ISISLOVELY@aol.com Referred by: you, ya nut! Date: 4/7/98 Location: Tacoma, WA Faith: Graphite Deity: not sure yet....pondering Shoe size: 8 1/2 |
Comments: Praise Squishy for the new page!!! yours getting ready to worship in meditation of the Great Furry Stuffed One, ISIS*** |
| Laurel - 04/07/98 23:53:48 My Email:PtrPotPie@aol.com Referred by: Zelig X Date: 04-07-98 Location: Near Seattle Faith: Graphism Deity: Squishy Bear |
Comments: This a damn fine thing you've accomplished here, Dave! WAKKA CHIKA!!!! |
| Melanie - 04/07/98 19:19:06 My Email:KittenCure@aol.com Referred by: The N. CA Chapter of The Jews for Squishy Date: 4-7-98 Location: Tampa Faith: Graphite Deity: Squishy Bear Shoe size: 9 womens, 7 mens |
Comments: I'm one of the newest members of the Graphites, I'm the keeper of Squishy's porn collection. I'd just like to say hello to everyone, and hail squishy. |
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